blogging-phelddagrif:

yungsquidward:

targuzzler:

gaining eldritch knowledge is just finding out how to be woke and hp lovecraft was scared of it because he wanted to keep being very racist

the callout of cthulhu

chthulhu: “just stop being racist”

lovecraft: “this knowledge is too much for the human brain to comprehend, just by thinking about it you fall into madness”

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nikkimariesworld:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

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strudelkaboodle:

existenceisanillusion:

Delete this

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nyanguard-party:

fer8girl:

goddamnshinyrock:

v-diggety:

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

lawful good vs chaotic good

chaotic evil

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sleepyspoonie:

im fucking sobbing about the shitty outdated animation software that my computer science professor makes us use

sometimes when you delete an object from the 3d model gallery, it will fuckin g turn and look at you judgementally

LOOK

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kristabella98:

tre-the-entrepreneur:

saaint-sugar:

billprideauxs:

pleasestopandrew:

tarynel:

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

Originally posted by empirefoxtv

Originally posted by ihiphop

Originally posted by usedpimpa

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gallusrostromegalus:

robert-the-redhead-lover:

celticpyro:

snubbin:

Please watch this.

Shit, I’ve only seen stills of this.

If you’ve never seeen Cromaratie High School, the whole series is like this.
Also there’s Freddy Mercury.

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

garrettauthor:

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait

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lerios:

bri-lin-biscuit:

My first art tutorial!

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